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[Sep. 21st, 2005|07:43 pm] |
You are a
Social Moderate
(50% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(33% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Centrist
Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid |
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[Sep. 7th, 2005|01:59 am] |
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wow....its been alittle while. I gotta talk to my friend, get an actual layout going. I saw this in my friends Journal
Ask me for "top 5" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list for you my top five of that thing or things. Copy and give your own top fives
Thought that was pretty cool. eh, lots going on, I just don't necessarily wanna type it. Maybe later. |
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[Sep. 3rd, 2005|04:35 pm] |
Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"
Agnostic
You've probably studied loads of different religions, but you're just not sure if any of it is true. Evolution makes some sense to you, but it doesn't satisfy you. Lastly, your personality is one of question, but you won't go out of your way to find -The Truth- It's more of a hobby. |
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[Aug. 9th, 2005|03:03 am] |
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I am going to make a list...of all the things I dislike about myself...here we go
I am to....
- protective
- loud
- obnoxious
- opinionated
- stubborn
- hard headed
- perverted
- determined to get my point across
- single minded
- unreasonable
- annoying
- bitchy
- disaggreable
- dislikeable
- horrid
- insufferable
- ornery
- pestiferous
- reprehensible
- defensive
- safeguarding
- adamant
- agressive
- inflexible
- unyielding
Now things about my looks....this could take a while...stop while your ahead.... HIGHLIGHT THE TEXT UNDER THIS ... DONT WANNA SCARE THE LITTLE ONES
- I AM TO FUCKING SHORT PERIOD. I AM SHORT. ITS NOT A GOOD THING.
- my hair is to short
- my eyes are not any special brown, there just muddy brown.
- my nose is to long.
- my top lip isnt full enough, my bottom isnt thin enough.
- my neck isnt elegent, its just there.
- my shoulders have freckles.
- my arms are to pudgy.
- my hands are always dry.
- my fingers are to short.
- my nails are not brittle enough.
- my breast are to small.
- my nipples to big.
- my back has scoliosis.
- my ass is way to big.
- my thighs are to fat.
- my left knee is ugly.
- my right knee has a huge fucking scar on it.
- my lower legs have to much muscle thingy.
- my feet are feet.
- my feet are big.
- my toes are long.
- my stomach sticks out to much.
- its fat.
- the only thing i like about me, that you can barley see is my hips...i like them.
- my eyelashes arnt long enough, nor full.
- my hair is to thick.
- it sticks up everywhere.
- its frizzy.
what other lists are there.........lets be random.
my random ness is................
- I like to much sports, its a turn off for guys.
- I have little to no faith in the human world.
- i find myself able to keep up a conversation, while little others can.
- i think to much.
- im not blond.
- im not blue eyed.
- im HELLUV short. it bugs me, alot.
- i have bi polar.
- im unapproachable.
- unlikable.
now im depressed.
crap
eh
oh well just say fuck it eh
buhye |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2005|11:00 pm] |
You kno ur a acholic when
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You kno ur a acholic when
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2005|04:47 am] |
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welp its tuesday. danielle and i are still fighting but i just cant bring myself to care anymore. i just feel like if she wants to do something stupid with her body then who am i to tell her not to. kinda bored right now. its 4:48 in the morning. i was walking along and talking on the phone tonight and ran into the wall and my lip hit my tooth and my lip started bleeding. now its kinda like split. it hurt really bad. now im telling everyone how stupid i am :::rolls eyes::: joy. i was addicted to video games for three days. i stopped though. what else has been happening. nothing really. rainey wont be on for a while. ill miss her. ive been talking to tyrel again not quite sure if its the same though. i feel like anything i say to him will set him off right now. my maria and me are weird lol i didnt talk to her for a day and it felt like forever. jordons emo. kids having kids scares me. sponge bob is on hate this show now. i feel kinda woozy. my friends want me to go to the doctors because i cough up blood sometimes. itll be fine but people are whiny. aw you should go yada yada. just bite me. i kinda feel like somethings bothering me i just cant figure out why. almost like i forgot to do something, and i know what it is, but i just cant grasp it. i thought writting this journal would help me figure out what it was. but it didnt. should stop. probally will. lol just not yet. i havnt talked to cupcake in a while. or yolanda but i kinda avoid her anymore. ravens changed but shes still pretty cool. my cousin has a boyfriend. talked to taylor again hes still chuggin. been talking to bambi shes pretty radical. talked to a guy named alex hes got alot of common interests.
i decided to stop the journal now. buhye |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2005|04:38 am] |
idk if i did this one before, but if i did...its gonna be interesting seeing my older answers.
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[Jul. 28th, 2005|06:38 pm] |
I figured it out. Sorta. Its anxiety attacks. I feel so glad i got it. So now i dont have to go to the doctors. Ha, i conquered the blood. Go fucking me. wooooooooooohoooo!
-runs to throw up-
okay back but ima go
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[Jul. 26th, 2005|09:41 pm] |
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okay i really just gotta type something or something yah know. see i may have did something horrible. completly and utterly stupid. and i dont see how i could have been such a fucked up person. i guess the smart side of my brain is saying that i was in the right and i should have pressed the issue. but the fucking stupid side of the emotional part of the brain is saying i fucked up so bad. incredibly incredibly bad. how could i have done that. and then he was all ill get on at 11 and its almost 12 and no tyrel. and im making myself sick i cant stop feeling like i gotta throw up. how could i have been so stupid. i lost a really great friend most likly outta this. i have done alot of fucking stupid things in my life but this is the first in a long time that i have actually caused, and want to take back so much im crying over. the worst part is i liked him. i really did hes a great person and everything. and knowing him he is probally dead on a carpet. he would do that. if he thought he lost all his friends hed go off and off himself. just fuck why the fuck am i such a fucking stupid bitch. i gotta think before i act and i just dont. and then i was reading something last night about a fight i had with another someone helluv days back and i was such a fucking bitch. i hate people that "contemplate" suicide but i am actually doing that. i really feel like i just gotta go to my room and slice my hand open. thats what i used to do is slice it deep. not on my hand actually but on my foot. always the same spot i still have the scar. maybe thats what is hould do. i did it cuz i just needed to hurt. knowing that i fucking have hurt others i just have to hurt myself more. i dont know what the fuck to do anymroe. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. i think ima just sit here and wait til its 11 my time and if he still isnt online i know one thing is ill be crying myself to sleep. if i sleep at all. but fuck that suicide isnt an option. i wont kill myself. just i hurt someone else. fuck it you wouldnt understand anyways. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2005|05:48 pm] |
| You Are an Espresso | 
At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic
At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung
You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping
Your caffeine addiction level: high |
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[Jul. 5th, 2005|03:18 pm] |
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i WANT A GUY..
who would move the hair away from my eyes & then kiss me.
hold my hand in line at the mall & make all the girls jealous.
a pretty boy. but, not so pretty that i feel akward.
someone who would think i was beautiful if i dressed so trashy it was classy.
someone who would sing to me at random moments.
who would let me sleep on their chest.
someone who is more goofy than romantic.
but, knows the right things to say & do at the right times.
a boy who would beat the shit out of someone if they called me fat.
someone who would call me 3 times a day if he went away.
he would apologize for calling too much & no matter how many times i tell him its okay, he still does it & i dont get sick of it.
someone who would let me gossip to him & would just smile & agree with everything i said.
he would throw stuffed animals at me when i acted dumb & then dog pile on me
& kiss me a millon times we would bet kisses on who could beat who on a playstation game.
.-*thats a millon years old*-.
& someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh he would surprise me with 25 cent rings.
he would take me to the park & put his hands around my waist & give me big bear hugs all the time.
someone who would kiss my neck just to have a reason to whisper a compliment into my ear.
& we'd always take pictures in photo booths.
he would never turn down a trip to the boardwalk.
& we'd play tag on the beach.
he would tell all his friends about me & smile when he did it.
we would make out in the rain.
he would tell me when he didnt think something looked good & i wouldnt mind.
he would TRY to teach me something but, we'd just end up laughing at each other.
he would run his fingers through my hair even if it was dirty.
he would share lollipops with me & get along with all of my friends.
he would never be afraid to say *i love you* infront of his friends.
& he would argue about silly things with me then make up.
a boy who would take me to target to just make fun of some of the stuff there.
we would kiss at midnight on new years.
a boy who would count stars with me. & make funny faces at each other while i'm on the phone
& be friends with my family.
someone who would stay home with me on a friday night just to help me make a dinner & watch moves together under the same blanket & squirt water guns at each other in the house.
someone who would tell me i'm beautiful but, not too often.
someone who would look me in the eyes & tell me something serious that was also funny & make me promise not to laugh.
someone who would make me laugh like no one else could.
someone who would hold me closer than normal when i'm sick & would play with my hair.
we would buy tons of disposible cameras & take lots of pictures.
but, mostly..
someone who would be my best friend & would never lie to me or break my heart.. | |
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[Jun. 30th, 2005|07:07 pm] |
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Your Summer Anthem is Best Of You by the Foo Fighters
I've got another confession my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Somewhere new
While you may seem bright on the outside, your insides have a distinct angst flavor. |
HOLY CRAP! I SO LOVE THIS SONG! |
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[Jun. 27th, 2005|01:49 pm] |
| How to make a Lela |
Ingredients:
1 part success
3 parts arrogance
3 parts ego |
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little caring if desired! |
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|11:30 pm] |
You Know You're From California When... |
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.
You were born somewhere else.
You know how to eat an artichoke.
The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.
Your car has bullet-proof windows.
Left is right and right is wrong.
Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.
You drive to your neighborhood block party.
Your family tree contains "significant others."
You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.
You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.
More than clothes come out of the closets.
You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.
Smoking in your office is not optional.
You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.
When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."
Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.
Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.
You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.
You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.
All highways into the state say: "no fruits."
All highways out of the state say: "Go back."
The Terminator is your governor
You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.
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You Know You're From the Bay Area When... |
You get the same off-color email joke from 17 people in the same hour, and one of them is your wife.
Your "personal shopper" has become engaged to your "career coach".
You know that "taking the Nerd Bird" means you're flying to L.A ... for the 3rd time in a week.
You have a daughter named Meg and a son named URL.
You bought stock in Starbucks just for the free chocolate-covered coffee beans.
You recently built your children their first "tilt-up" concrete playhouse.
Almost all of the companies featured on your resume are no longer in business.
You make $120,000 a year, yet still can't find a place to live.
Your commute time is 45 minutes and you live 8 miles away.
You live an hour or more from the office so that you can afford a larger house.
You spend more time in your office and car than in your house.
You stop asking how much things cost, but instead ask "how long will it take?"
Two-thirds of the people you know are from Boston or New York, but you are living in PST.
You know vast differences difference between Thai, Vietnemese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
Your home computer contains mostly hardware/software that is not on the consumer market yet.
You go to "The City" on weekends but don't live there because you like your car.
You think that "I'm going to Fry's" is an acceptable excuse to leave the office for a while, and your boss does too.
You lost your alarm clock, but you'll get to work when you get there.
You go to an industrial-heavy-metal bar and see two guys get into a fight over what flavor of Unix is better.
You own more than 10 articles of clothing that have hardware/software companies printed on them. Bonus for embroidered stuff.
You know where Woz Way, Resistor Avenue, and Floppy Drive are located.
You know who and where Woz is.
You know that 280 North goes west and that 680 North goes east.
It rained ... and your birdbath fell over ... or your tree fell over ... or a utility pole fell over.
It rained ... and the spiders came in ... and the ants came in ... and the mice came in.
You realize that even though Microsoft employs quite a few programmers in the Bay Area, they only work on PowerPoint.
You see a billboard that says "FPG2ASIC" and understand what it means.
You can get the updated Diamond Monster 3D drivers by just walking across the street.
The phone company installed fiber-optic cable to your home but they can't afford to light it up.
You have more bandwidth inside your home than there is in most major universities.
Your wireless LAN is interfering with your wireless phone and your home automation system.
None of the people you work with are bible thumpers.
You get email from a co-worker at 10:00PM ... and you are both still in the office.
You scan yardsales for back issues of "Dr. Dobbs."
Your favorite computer reseller speaks only Cantonese.
Your workplace vending machines dispense "100% natural twig-bars" right next to Jolt cola and Instant Espresso mix.
No one brings radios to work because they listen to RealAudio.
There are more than six Z3s parked at your office during weekdays.
There are more than six Z3s parked at your office during weekends.
The Z3s are gradually turning into SUVs.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from the Bay Area.
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You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When... |
You make a wand and try to use it.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore.
You wear robes to school or work.
You make "floo powder", get in the fire, and try to go to your friends' house.
You have read all the books more than four times.
You've been bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends.
... And then you stayed up all night wearing it.
You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public.
You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters.
You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to Harry Potter.
You actually caught the "Wand Order" mistake before you heard/read about it.
You are upset at the New York Times for creating a seperate childrens best seller list because of the Harry Potter books.
Using clues in the book, you have attempted to find the exact geographical location of Hogwarts.
You have constructed a timeline of events in the Harry Potter books.
You have attempted to figure out the exact ages of all the Weasley children?
You have spent time contemplating which main characters will die by the time the series is over.
You've been to see all the Harry Potter movies on opening night. (Bonus points for standing in line in costume!)
You've read Harry Potter fanfic.
You've written Harry Potter fanfic.
You run a Harry Potter fansite.
You visit The Leaky Cauldron daily.
You've met other Harry Potter fans from online in real life.
You've participated in a Harry Potter RPG.
You've dreamed about Harry Potter.
You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall.
Each Halloween, there's no question what you'll dress up as...!
You've spent time doing a timeline to see if you would have been old enough to date a certain character when you were in high school.
You've vacationed to London, simply to search for the Leaky Cauldron.
You own a black lab named Sirius Black.
You've knitted a Weasley sweater or Harry Potter scarf.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Harry Potter. |
You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When... |
You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other.
When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB"
You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images.
You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP.
You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about
You ponder the meaning of existence without layers.
You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad.
You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!"
You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur.
You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters.
You scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
You have dreams in "glowing edges"
You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop. |
You Know You're Addicted to Ebay When... |
Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you.
To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house.
Sitting on the floor of your empty apartment, you stare at your fingers and wonder whether they'll sell better individually or as a matched set.
Your spouse is loving and caring but you decided to file for divorce because you need the storage space.
You're the reason they adopted the "No selling your children's vital organs" policy.
ou find yourself searching eBay auctions for milk, eggs and bread.
When your wife agrees to have sex with you, you become suspicious and ask how many other bidders there were.
Just ask your kids, eRay and eFaye.
After a particularly passionate night, you lean over and whisper in your spouse’s ear, "Excellent service, great communication! Would recommend again! AAAA++++"
You set your alarm clock for 3 am so you can log on to protect your bid.
You've called someone a naughty name for outbidding you at the last second.
You've questioned your sanity because of the price you've bid... more than once.
You've changed all your clocks to "eBay official time (PDT)."
You've bid on something even though the picture doesn't show up correctly.
You've purposely run up the bid on something similar for which you paid more.
You've rolled your eyes at the word "antique" or "vintage" used on something made in the past decade.
You've gritted your teeth each time you've clicked on a description that uses the word "L@@K."
You've turned up the volume on your email alert so you'll never miss an Outbid Notice.
You've made "My eBay" your default home page.
You've emailed a seller to correct their description with accurate dates or details.
You've come to rely on "convenience cash" from PayPal and wish you could pay all your bills like that.
You've earned a "Shooting Star" Feedback Profile for more than 10,000 purchases!
You won't go to estate auctions because they don't take PayPal.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Ebay. |
You Know You Drink Too Much When... |
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
"Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
Your favorite drink is ethanol.
"Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!"
"I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender."
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
You frequently urinate outdoors.
When you first wake up and you're afraid you're gonna die and a half-hour later you're afraid you won't.
You fall asleep taking a dump.
You believe that spilling a beer is alcohol abuse.
You go to the john to hurl, but you take your beer with you.
You find it's easier to study drunk.
You're on a first name basis at the detoxification center.
Beer ads make sense.
You wake up to the sound of your dog drinking out of the toilet and you're so dry that it sounds mighty thirst quenching.
You wake the next morning and start drinking a few of the half empties left sitting around the room.
The space on your driver's license that tells your eye color reads "bloodshot".
You fall down a flight of steps and DON'T spill a drop of your beer.
You mix your cocktails by the litre.
You grow a beard because it stops beer that's running down your chin.
You put off urinating in hopes of reaching that near orgasmic Zen-like piss.
When the bottle says 20 standard drinks but you only get 5.
You spell Alcohol with a capital letter out of respect
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusettes.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
"Norm!" is what they say when you enter the bar.
You can focus better with one eye closed
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
You fall off the floor.
You discover in the morning that liquid cleaning supplies have mysteriously disappeared.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
The glass keeps missing your mouth.
Vampires get woozy after bitting you.
At AA meeting you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less seltzer.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmm.
Every night you're beginning to find your roomate's cat more and more attractive.
If you're on a diet, you cut back your food calories to allow for alcohol calories.
"Take me drunk, I'm home!"
You wake up naked lying in the corner of a bus depot.
You drink to get over a hangover.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who drink too much. |
You Know You're Addicted to Coffee When... |
You can jump start your car without cables.
You answer the door before people knock.
You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.
You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week.
Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze.
You grind coffee beans in your mouth.
You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
Instant coffee takes too long to make.
You channel surf faster without the remote.
You don't sweat... you percolate.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
You short out motion detectors.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake!
You've worn the finish off your coffee table.
All your kids are named Joe.
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
People get dizzy just watching you.
Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
When someone asks 'How are you?' you say, 'Good to the last drop'.
You buy milk by the barrel.
You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
You can't even remember your second cup.
You chew on other people's fingernails.
You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You don't get mad, you get steamed.
You don't need a hammer to pound in nails.
You don't tan, you roast.
You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
You help your dog chase its tail.
You introduce your spouse as your coffee mate.
You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.
You lick your coffeepot clean.
You name your cats Cream and Sugar.
You ski uphill.
You speak perfect Arabic without ever taking a lesson.
You speed-walk in your sleep.
You spend every vacation visiting Maxwell House.
You think being called a drip is a compliment.
You think CPR stands for Coffee Provides Resuscitation.
You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison.
Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
Your coffee mug is insured by Lloyds of London.
Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
Your only source of nutrition comes from Sweet & Low.
Your taste buds are so numb; you could drink your lava lamp.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
You're so wired, you pick up AM radio.
You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
You've worn out the handle on your favourite mug.
You take your morning coffee with you in the shower.
Your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to coffee. |
You Know You're Addicted to AIM When... |
Three words: Carpal tunnel syndrome
You no longer type with proper punctuation, capitalization, or complete sentences...
You're pissed off your buddy list can only hold 200 screen names
You begin to say hehehe instead of laughing
You can now type over 70 wpm
You type messages to people who are right next to you or on the phone with you.
You won't work at a company that blocks AIM
You sign on and immediately get 10 messages from other people
You have a few screen names, some of them secret.
You type in random screen names, just to see if anyone has them.
Your screenname has the year 2002 or earlier in it.
You know what %n means
You don't break for the bathroom - even though you've got to go real bad - until you think of a witty away message.
You check the away messages of your buddies, every day, to make sure they haven't changed.
You have a few people on your buddy list just to spy on them.
You've had a meaningful conversation with a bot.
You learned Photoshop to make a super cool buddy icon
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to AIM. |
You Are Best Described By... |
Girl With Hair Ribbon
by Roy Lichtenstein
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You Are 25% Left Brained, 75% Right Brained |
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
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You Are the Very Gay Velma! |
She might not even realize it...
But Velma is all about Daphne ... not Fred! |
| Your EQ is | 67
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. |
Your Famous Blogger Twin is Wil Wheaton |
You're a friendly, funny guy (or girl) next door
With more than a touch of geekiness
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You are 80% Aquarius
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You Are a Pundit Blogger! |
Your blog is smart, insightful, and always a quality read.
Truly appreciated by many, surpassed by only a few. |
You Are a Martini |
You're not a total lush, but you do like your drinks strong
For you, drinking is an art. An experience to be relished.
That doesn't mean you don't get really really drunk.
A few strong martini's, and you're dancing on the bar! |
Your New Years Resolution Should Be: Tell your boss to screw off |
Seriously. You know you really, really want to.
Life's too short to have a job you hate...
And though you may be a success, you're secretly miserable.
Time to try out a new career - maybe one involving g-strings?
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You Should Vote for Ralph Nader. |
Sorry - Shirts and Shoes are Required in the Voting Booth. |
Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson |
"Fall, with you I fall so fast
I can hardly catch my breath
I hope it lasts"
In 2004 you fell in love. Let's hope it lasts.
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You Are In a Decent Mood |
You aren't turning cartwheels, but you're having a pretty good day.
Some ups, some downs, but overall you're coming out ahead.
And who knows? Tomorrow could be even better! |
You Belong in the UK |
Blimey!
A little proper, a little saucy.
You're so witty and charming...
No one notices your curry breath |
Your Brain is 40.00% Female, 60.00% Male |
You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved |
You Are 65% Redneck
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You're just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit.
Ain't no hidin' your redneck roots! |
You Scored 30% Correct |
You know some 80s stuff
Like that Paula Abdul was a star back then
But you're not sure who Suzie Q was
And you don't know what Samantha Fox was really famous for! |
Your Linguistic Profile:
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35% Dixie |
25% Yankee |
20% General American English |
10% Midwestern |
10% Upper Midwestern |
| You Were Actually Born Under: |  You have both a fiery energy and a warm heart.
Your charisma and charm makes it easy for you to influence others.
Lucky in life, you also have a reputation of being lucky in love.
Power hungry, you are determined to get what you want - no matter what it takes.
You are most compatible with a Monkey or Rat. | | You Should Have Been Born Under: | 
You've got a ton of energy - and need plenty of room to roam.
You tend to follow your whims, and it's hard for you to stick to one thing.
Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long.
Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word.
You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger. |
Your Dominant Thinking Style: | Exploring
You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name.
You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs.
An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles.
You show people how to question their models of the world. | Your Secondary Thinking Style: | Visioning
You are very insightful and tend to make decisions based on your insights.
You focus on how things should be - even if you haven't worked out the details.
An idealist, thinking of the future helps you guide your path.
You tend to give others long-term direction and momentum. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|11:30 pm] |
You Are 19 Years Old |
19
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|11:28 pm] |
Your Birthdate: February 17 |
Your birth on the 17th day of the month suggests that you are very lucky financially, because this date indicates a solid business sense.
Although you are probably very honest and ethical, this birthday enables you to be shrewd and successful in the world of business and commercial enterprise.
You have excellent organizational, managerial, and administrative capabilities enabling you to handle large projects and significant amounts of money with relative ease.
You are ambitious and highly goal-oriented, although you may be better at starting projects than you are at finishing them.
A sensitivity in your nature, often repressed below the surface of awareness, makes it hard to give or receive affection. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|11:27 pm] |
Your Slanguage Profile | | Canadian Slang: 50% | | Prison Slang: 50% | | Aussie Slang: 25% | | British Slang: 25% | | Victorian Slang: 25% | | New England Slang: 0% | | Southern Slang: 0% |
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[Jun. 26th, 2005|11:24 pm] |
| Your Summer Love Type is Playful |  You're smart enough to know that summer isn't the time to be serious.
You plan to keep it light this summer - casual, flirty, and fun.
Getting wrapped up in anyone person is not in the cards for you.
Just be careful that someone doesn't get too into you! |
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| Well. Hi |
[Jun. 19th, 2005|09:03 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | my day | ] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | Betovhan - Fur Elise | ] |
Okay, hectic schedule coming up.
June 22nd-23rd - - -
Dad and S-Mom are driving to Livermore. Must watch Misty all night (yippie).
June 24th - - - Dad has 6:30 a.m class. Must get Misty to pool by 1:00 p.m. Heather coming to get me around 3:00 p.m.
June 24th-27th - - - Heather's House (HAPPY GRADUATION MY FRIEND!) Dad coming to get me Sunday evening.
June 29th - - - Mommies Birthday July 2nd - - - Going with Dad to Antioch for the day.
July 4th - - - Going to Colusa to do fireworks. July 9th - - - Going to Meridian to see Cole's fireworks.
July 16th - - - Going to Antioch with Dad and Misty. Picking up Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince at Barnes & Noble. Dad going to Bingo, so me and Misty are going to go see Cory. At 12 midnight, driving to Reno (almost 9 hour drive). Spinning the night.
July 17th - - - Going from Reno (or wherever we stopped) into Salt Lake City. Seeing Craig. Spinning the night.
July 18th-24th - - - Shooting up to Billings, Montana where dad and family may move. Looking at different houses.
July 28th - - - Hopefully to U.K! One can only hope.
Yah thats my coming schedule. But trust me the whole vacation is planned around HP! Lol, my dad was getting mad at that though. And while im on vacation i'll have no contact to the internet. Which is good in some ways, because I can't read spoilers. But its also bad, because I am going to have to go NO MAIL on my yahoo groups. Turn off my Yahoo Alerts. And get someone to feed the runts. Today we went grocery shopping. Went to Sam's Club and Winco for "just a few items". Seven hours, a full SUV, and almost $500 dollars less, we were on our way home. I'm looking forward to going to Heathers. She graduated Friday, I am so proud of her. Eh, I better go though. I think i've got allergies...damn.
I heart ya'll!
Lela |
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| We are the champions, of the PEAS! |
[Jun. 9th, 2005|03:47 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Fuel - Metallica | ] |
Wow, the fair is in Colusa. Woo hoo, I honestly think I am not going. But, besides all that, I HAVE A LIFE. I will inform you by copying and pasting a conversation I had with a friend.
Lela: I HAVE A LIFE JORDON ME I HAVE A LIFE
Jordon: COURSE YOU DO!!! EVERYONE DOES... YOU GET WHAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS...YOU GET A LIFETIME!
Lela: no i mean a social life
Jordon: yea, everyone has one!
Lela: grr i mean im not gonna be a hermit
Jordon: umm... ok? whas a hermit!
Lela: ima choke you to death a hermit is someone who stays at home all the time i was one now im not cuz I have a date for tommorow
Jordon: umm... IM A HERMIT THEN OMG! THIS IS SO AWESOME.IM A HERMIT! I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ONE!
Lela: your missing the point here
Jordon: like...a ball point? because i have one right here in my pocket!
Lela: *bangs head on keyboard* yah know what ima just go tell sumone else
Jordon: umm, ok
Lela: okay look
i was a hermit
now im not
cuz im going out tommorow night
on a date
so im no longer a hermit
Jordon: ok but can i still be a hermit tho im going out tonight
Lela: forget the hermit
Jordon: O K
Lela: i didnt have a life now i do
Jordon: ok thats good...like a reborn kinda thing?
Lela: your an idiot
Jordon: i thought i was a hermit!
Lela: STOP IT
Jordon: fine
Lela: okay i have a date tomorrow which means ill leave the house which means im cool
by the way, im lela :D:D:D.
I may be moving to Montana. Dunno yet so keep it on the downlow. Haha, i typed download. Well, I thought it was funny. I had to put down one of my dogs today Curtis. He was 7 when we got him, and we got him when I was 1. I'm 17 now. You do the math. It was hard though I really cried. He was just such a huge part of the family. My dad tried to compensate by offering me to buy a grey hound. Just add salt to the wounds, hey daddie!
I do have a recomendation, and for anyone that reads this...I have a confession. I am a closet HP-freak. I havnt really told anyone I am into fanfiction and stuff, unless its online. Now I know alot of people don't read this, but the ones that do are my friends. Please dont judge me. Trust me its pretty fun and I happen to enjoy it alot. So, with that said my recommendation for any of my other HP friends is ...
http://fanfiction.portkey.org/story/3161
Hold Me, Heal Me by sugarbear_1269 - Reviews(137) - D/G
SPOILERS: Books 1 - 5
Description: In a world where Death Eaters reign and good wizards hide in plain sight, preconceived notions must be redefined. AU for post-Hogwarts setting.
It hasnt been updated for a while so we need to get this girl rolling! Well, Im off to the fair. Yah yah i know.
Love yah lots
Lela |
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[May. 23rd, 2005|08:19 pm] |
What do you do when you think you like someone, but your not sure? I am just a confused child. I mean i have been talking to these two guys. One is just an old friend and one isnt and grr
not as long as id like but at least i updated |
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[May. 15th, 2005|11:05 pm] |
LJ Friends Meme by coolerq• You must tell 9 people about this game.
• Timothy is the one that you love.
• Jessica is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about Danielle.
• Ronnie is the one who knows you very well.
• Heather is your lucky star.
• Real Good Man is the song that matches with Timothy.
• Johnny B. Good is the song for Jessica.
• Take Me Out is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
• and Gone is the song telling you how you feel about life
Take this quiz |
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[Apr. 15th, 2005|11:42 pm] |
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| [ | music |
| | Lewis Black - Black on Broadway | ] |
I honestly should have saw this coming. Why was I so stupid? I was talking to a guy online from around where I live, who was having a party. And he needed to go get a girl for Jordon (*cringe* just keep on reading) anyways, I was going to go with Ronnie and Danielle. That didn't work out, so they were just suppose to go get this girl, then come and get me. Now Ronnie and Danielle are suppose to be 2 of my best friends, but they just ditched me.
I feel like shit right now, im pissed beyond fucking belife. Yah, it wasn't a real post, but I had to vent somewhere...and I feel like I use BWA to much, lol.
Whatever, im out
Lela |
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[Apr. 13th, 2005|10:02 pm] |
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[Mar. 31st, 2005|02:31 am] |
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I am home, you have no idea how good it feels. Okay not really because I am losing my voice, and I think I have a bit of a head cold, but oh foo-ie! I got stuck in the Underground for almost three hours talking to this war veteran from a concentration camp (this man was like insanely old, because he was i think 7 or 8 when he got put in the camp) anyways it was great. He had so many stories to tell, and he had this voice that entrapped you. He talked to me about the war and the camp. He showed me his number and all this. It was really an emotional thing for me. And after hearing him talk about war that way, and coming out with a positive attitude, i feel that i am going to be okay yah know? Going off on my own, working, university and all put aside, i am going to do just fine! I know this is incredibly short but I am freezing and my eyes are starting to get little spots in front of them. Oh, yah by the way.... 106 days til' Half-Blood Prince! YEE-HAW I'M SO EXCITED
catch the waves man
And KEEP THE PEACE BROTHER!!!
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[Mar. 14th, 2005|04:03 pm] |
Hey everyone I am updating :-)! I am really proud of myself. Well, i have a friend who knows helluv computer stuff so shes going to help me make this site all worthy of people actually looking at it. And I am going to pay for it from now on, which I am pretty excited about. Well, for now...heres another one of my grand quizzes that sucks ass :-)
 | You scored as Build-A-Boy. Clean shaven, blonde, macho-man...here to be your Romeo. Apparently, you chase after the hunk who doesn't seem to care that his socks don't match, that he works for "the man". You just love your down-home dish: American Pie.
Build-A-Boy | | 100% | Superman | | 80% | Romeo Montague | | 80% | Kinkster | | 70% | Bohemian Rhapsody | | 60% | HARDCORE | | 40% | </td>
Which Guy Makes YOU Drool?
created with QuizFarm.com |
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[Feb. 19th, 2005|08:16 pm] |
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| | Sugarland - Baby Gurl | ] |
My friend sent me some dumb ass quiz to take...150 some on question all about yourself. And its like acurate, inacurate and all that bullshit! I'm so not self-concious...and I am so not unrealistic. Fuckers!
Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results | Sociability | |||||| | 13% | | Aggressiveness | ||||||||| | 24% | | Assertiveness | |||||| | 15% | | Activity Level | ||| | 8% | | Excitement-Seeking | ||||||||| | 22% | | Enthusiasm | ||| | 5% | | Extroversion | |||||| | 14% | | Trust | ||| | 9% | | Morality | ||| | 3% | | Altruism | |||||| | 15% | | Cooperation | |||||| | 19% | | Modesty | |||||| | 16% | | Sympathy | |||||| | 15% | | Friendliness | |||||| | 12% | | Confidence | ||| | 3% | | Neatness | ||| | 5% | | Dutifulness | ||| | 2% | | Achievement | |||||| | 11% | | Self-Discipline | ||| | 9% | | Cautiousness | |||||| | 11% | | Orderliness | ||| | 6% | | Anxiety | ||| | 1% | | Volatility | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 86% | | Depression | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 91% | | Self-Consciousness | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 91% | | Impulsiveness | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 89% | | Vulnerability | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| | 84% | | Emotional Stability | ||||||||| | 27% | | Imagination | |||||||||||||||||||||||| | 79% | | Artistic Interests | |||||||||||||||||| | 52% | | Introspection | ||| | 7% | | Adventurousness | |||||| | 20% | | Intellect | |||||||||||||||||||||||| | 77% | | Liberalism | ||||||||||||||||||||| | 62% | | Openmindedness | ||||||||||||||| | 49% | | Take Free Advanced Big 30 Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com
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13% |
socially reserved, detached |
friendly, open |
| Aggressiveness |
24% |
mild mannered, uncompetitive |
predatory, domineering |
| Assertiveness |
15% |
introverted, loner |
controlling, aggressive |
| Activity Level |
8% |
relaxed, laid back |
vigorous, high energy |
| Excitement-Seeking |
22% |
sedate, restrained |
adventurous, wild |
| Enthusiasm |
5% |
somber, pessimistic |
cheerful, optimistic |
| Trust |
9% |
suspicious of others |
trusting of others |
| Submissiveness |
3% |
rebellious, lawless |
dutiful, obedient, compliant |
| Altruism |
15% |
selfish, cold, austere |
helpful, selfless, indulgent |
| Cooperation |
19% |
argumentitive, confrontational |
conflict averse, meek |
| Modesty |
16% |
arrogant, self-satisfied |
humble, unassuming, doormat |
| Sympathy |
15% |
callous, heartless |
empathetic, warm |
| Confidence |
3% |
not confident in work |
confident in work, egoistic |
| Neatness |
5% |
disorganized, messy |
planner, clean, anal |
| Dutifulness |
2% |
dishonest, derelict |
honest, rule abiding, proper |
| Achievement |
11% |
lazy, unmotivated |
driven, goal oriented |
| Self-Discipline |
9% |
procrastinator |
responsible, efficient |
| Cautiousness |
11% |
spontaneous, daring, reckless |
careful, controlled, safe |
| Anxiety |
1% |
relaxed, fearless |
fearful, worrier |
| Volatility |
86% |
calm, cool |
touchy, tempermental |
| Depression |
91% |
content, balanced |
emotional, self hating |
| Self-Consciousness |
91% |
confident, assured |
low self esteem, shy |
| Impulsiveness |
89% |
high self control |
low self control |
| Vulnerability |
84% |
resilient, unphased |
confused, helpless |
| Imagination |
79% |
practical, realistic |
dreamer, unrealistic |
| Artistic Interests |
52% |
artistic indifference |
art, nature, beauty lover |
| Introspection |
7% |
not self reflective |
self searching |
| Adventurousness |
20% |
conventional, safe |
spontaneous, bold |
| Intellect |
77% |
instinctive, non-analytical |
intellectual, analytical |
| Liberalism |
62% |
conservative, traditional |
progressive, open |
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| The Art Of Guilt |
[Dec. 14th, 2004|02:10 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | cynical | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Toby Keith - I love this Bar | ] |
Choices.
Everyone in life must make a choice. There's no way around it. One has to make a choice to determine the course of events in one's life which often, and inevitably, leads to more choices. But this is the freedom of conscience - the freedom of individuality. Every choice has a consequence; every path one turns down can be considered a sin. But by who? By an outside force. Is it right for one to judge another? Even though I don't pay creed to the Bible, I find it speaks some truths - judge not lest ye be judged....let it be the one who is without sin cast the first stone....
Is this ever the case? No. Hardly anyone follows their own dogmatic rules that they lay out for others to follow blindly. And the other is cut dry from the leash that carries him behind if he should just once "step out of line." Tis the essence of hypocrisy, which is mankind's true immortal sin.
Can one truly expect another to view him or herself as idoltary? It's an absurd and irrational notion. And I know, men and women base their logic on such assumptions and irrational theories. They all believe that they are basking in the light of wisdom. Well there is no Falnerian Wine here. The cup is empty; it doesn't runneth over, and we all all wilting in the blaze of ignorance.
Shall I say more? No. I shall keep the rest to myself for now. Tis no use in discussing a matter that should have never been made a matter in the first place. |
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| Okay heres the story |
[Nov. 19th, 2004|05:25 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  Serene | ] |
| [ | music |
| | My Chemical Romance - Im not okay (I promise) | ] |
Im tired of the internet. Im tired of the T.V. Hell, im even tired of games. I am just tired. So I am taking a sabatical of sorts. Im done, im through. Im going to go and delete all my messenger's of my part of the computer. And I am not going to get on the computer for four months. Many of you may think that isnt a long time, but for me it is. In that four months, I am going to get closer with my mom. Be a better sister with Misty. Work on a car with my dad. And tell my aunt I can't live with her. Because somehow the day I turned 12 I have gotten further away from my family. And now I am 16. And they mean the most to me. And in that four months I am going to listen to what my friends have to say. And teach My little sister how to play soccer. I am not going to have a boyfriend. And I am going to go back to church. I am tired of taking the little things for granted. And I am not going to anymore. So until I update this again...Wow, this is the first time I have ever felt serene....and I like it.
Catch the waves,
On later days
Lela :) |
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| to correct a few things |
[Nov. 12th, 2004|05:20 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sick | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Wonder Years | ] |
DAVID IS BI...NOT GAY
COURTNEY ... HI
HEATHER ... HI
DANIELLE ... HI
RONNIKINS ... HI
TAYLOR ... HI
ALEXANDRIA ... HI
SARA ... HI
YOLANDA ... HI
UM OTHER PEOPLE ... HI
TIMOTHY ... YO
Thas bout it, so um yah! Bye people :) |
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| I'm going crazi crazi |
[Nov. 11th, 2004|12:08 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | cold | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Lonestar - Mr. Mom | ] |
Hey people!
Well, today is an okay day. I dont know the date but oh well. My friend Bob got a new boyfriend...well it isnt offical yet, but it will be. Heather's birthday is Saturday.I painted mah nails today. Trying to keep myself busy. I actually got a full nights sleep last night! Without one of mah crazy dreams, isnt that grand! Its a tad bit weird not going to bed helluv late. I had to stay up all night for like 4 days just to be able to get back on track. O well, doesnt matter. Danielle told me something today that made me really think. She's all well, technically you guys didnt break up, you just stopped talking. And I mean if thats true, shouldnt I call and say its over. Do I want it to be over? I mean love can never go away right? but what about when you just caznt feel it anymore...or maybe the feeling neva went away and there was just to much shit going on at the tyme i dont know but i dont want to fuck around with sumthing that aint going nowhere cuz i feel like i should start looking for a serious relationship i mean im almost 17 fuck! o well
catch the waves
on later days
Lela |
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| today |
[Nov. 7th, 2004|03:37 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  nostalgic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Tweet - Oops oh my | ] |
Cramps, Cramps
Go Away
Neva come any otha day
Cramps, Cramps
Just leave me be,
I hate you, cant you see?
HAHA! Say swear to god, swear to god...lol it was great. Today is an okay day, Im doing good. I woke up round 2:30 or so but yesterday i didnt get any sleep cept 2 hrs and i didnt get to bed til late. Haha yesterday danielle came to my house, and slept! but........ best news of all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOONERS WON YESTERDAY!!!
sorry im a tad happy about that. Nothing in my life is any different. My hair is blond sorta. Ronnie got me my new car :) hehe he just doesnt know its myne yet. People have been saying that I am in a state of dinal over something, but im not. Sundays are the hardest though, because my grandpa used to call on these days. Its just difficult getting used to it. I mean its been months but still. Oh well. I guess time moves on. My dad is having trouble again, and im really worried. He is having like having a walking heartattack or something like that. I wanna cry when I see him like pause and stuff. Well danielle is dying cuz of mah music!!! :) Oops there goes my shirt up ova mah head OH MY! Oops there goes my skirt dropping down to mah feet OH MY!ooo some kinda touch carassing mah face O im turning red who can this be...
lol peace
catch the waves
on later days
Lela
PS my mood, everyone calls me nurotic but it wasnt there |
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| Tales of my so-called life |
[Nov. 1st, 2004|12:13 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | sick | ] |
| [ | music |
| | none | ] |
To be hurt, to feel lost,
To be left out in the dark,
To be kicked, when you're down,
To feel like you've been pushed around,
To be on the edge of breaking down,
When no one's there to save you,
No you don't know what it's like,
Welcome to my life
These are some strange days...
I dread everyday
Too much work and not enough play
Over and over it's always the same |
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| Happy Halloween |
[Oct. 31st, 2004|06:16 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | calm, er sorta | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Nickelback - You remind me | ] |
Happy Halloween! Its Sunday, October 31, 2004 and its 6:16 at night. Isnt that grand? Well, I just wanted to be able to type for a few, I dont really know about what though. So I just decided to type. So um type :) Nothing to really say. Me and Dustin broke up, I think. Im not to sure. Yolanda is engaged. My parents are still fighting. Dennis is practically drooling over Dana. Hm...and me and Danielle are to old to be considerd 14 and 16. We are more like 64 and 66! Its so sad. Last night we were drinking kool-aid outta coffee mugs, discussing old times. "Look theres Afton Road!" Oh my gosh it was great. Bekka, when you read this, no I am not trying to hide my pain. Im just in a pretty okay mood. Im smiling :D SEE! Danielle can vouch for me...If she doesnt die first. My poor mommy isnt feeling to well :(! Oh well, nothing a little candy (if i can get her bubbly ass up :) ) wont cure. Hm, I think thats all. Well, dont feel sorry for me people that comment to this shit. Its a bunch of bullshit and you can shove it up your yan-ying. OkaY? oKAy!
Catch the waves
On Later Days
Lela |
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| Thoughtful and Thinking |
[Oct. 28th, 2004|01:26 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  pessimistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Garth Brooks - If tommorow never comes | ] |
Dear Journal,
Today has been a hard day. And as I sit and read this to you, I hope not to cry. Its currently 3:07 in the morning and I can still hear my parents arguing. I have done alot wrong today, and for that I am sorry. I never knew that I could hurt so much people in one day. Lets start from the begining. I woke up with my father in the room and my mom. They told me that Misty may be taken out of our home by her mother. So, I started crying, and I asked if I could call Danielle and tell her not to come over today. And my dad went into a whole fit about how I am on the phone all the time (which I partially agree with). He took my phone and he isnt letting me use it. My mother and I are doing everything we can to get it back, because I need that phone. Especially, if I fall or something and can't get to the phone. Well, then everyone went to work and school and I decided to lay down for alittle bit. I woke up around 11:25 or 11:30. I got some cereal and lay'd on the couch preparing to watch farenhight 9/11. Well, I went back to sleep (I guess I was making up for all the lack of sleep I have been getting). Then I woke up at 1:50, grabbed the cordless phone for when Danielle called, and then turned on my guilty passion, Passions. Danielle and Ronnie came over right as it was over, and we got on the computer. Ronnie was looking for a hot black person, and we were helping him. Then I saw Dustin was online, and Ronnie started typing to him. He was saying fine, you don't want to talk to me, then we are breaking up! It was a joke, because Ronnie was saying it. But, Dustin didn't take it as one. Then I wrote Dustin this really mean e-mail telling him how I don't need anymore pressure right now. My uncle oh-so-kindly reminded me that I have no idea who my father is, which reminded me of how much of a mistake I was. Though, I already told you that, so it doesn't really matter. But, then I wrote him another letter apologizing. Then I tried calling him once using Danielle's cell phone, and he didn't answer so I just said forget it. I don't know if Ronnie or Danielle called him, but that's none of my buisness. I never meant to make Dustin angry. Then, after dinner, my mother and father started arguing. Over me, because my father was saying how they should just ship me to military school, maybe then I would listen. And, my mother was saying no., And, now its 3:49 and they've been arguing since around 8:00. I hope they don't get a divorce. I love them both so much. I do love my mother. I actually talked to her today! I told her what has been going on, and now I think we have some common ground. I hope it last. Well, I think this is long enough. I am going to try and get back to sleep. I love Dustin so much. I just hope that I don't lose him.
Talk to yah later!
Lela
Okay, I thought that would be the best way to describe my day, was to write word for word what was in my journal. Well, thats it. I have to go.
Catch the waves, On later days,
Lela |
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